Cocaine Bear (2023)
Country: USA
Director: Elizabeth Banks
Main Stars: Keri Russell, Alden Ehrenreich, O’Shea Jackson Jr., Ray Liotta, Isiah Whitlock Jr., Margo Martindale, Brooklynn Prince, Christian Convery, Jess Tyler Ferguson, Aaron Holliday, Scott Seiss
Storyline: A young girl and her friend take off school and head into the woods where a large bear has gotten into a lost stash of cocaine.
Review (Spoils): A young group of kids skip into the woods to have some fun what they did not know is there is a wild bear out there who has gotten into a lost cargo of cocaine, and it needs more. As the bear runs crazy through the woods killing everyone in its drug addiction path, we have a mother looking for her daughter and a cargo drug lord looking for his large stash of missing drugs.
The effects of the film were decent for the budget and storyline. We have a crazy bear, ripped off legs, arms, a crazy and fun stretcher crash on pavement, head smashes, face smashes and of course lots of bear grabs! This film was not heavy on the blood sauce, but it has a good amount for the air time.
Rating: Was not expecting much from this as horror must come with a grain salt most times which is why I love it. This one was jammed with some names in the cast which I was not aware, but it did not save the film. Sure, I love the tongue in cheek horror films like Evil Dead II and Braindead just to name two but this one with the kids doing coke and the craziness of the teenagers was just a stretch too far. But I will be honest I do have a weak spot for Ray Liotta, Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Scott Seiss so it was not a full train wreck. It was an okay film for what it was, and it really does not need a sequel.
4/10 Beers!
Yacker